mwah!

i like when you can tell a screenwriter thinks that being good at computers is all about how fast you type. you need to out-computer your enemies with your superior wpm. whoever types the fastest is the most elite hacker in the cyberspace. its all up to you, johnny quickfingers. we're counting on you.

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

Whenever I see a really off-the-wall take about the beatles I remember this adorable post from an older fan about how they used to play "Beatles" at recess but they were too young to really know who the beatles were so they just played house with British accents and I assume that's what a lot of people on this website are doing as well

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

Where am I

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

in golden age comics when people got injured they'd be like "zounds! i'm injured! i have to get back to my secret lair so i can dress my wounds! there's no time to waste! evil never sleeps... and it won't wait for me to recuperate, either!" and these days their speech bubbles will just get really scrunkly and they'll say some shit like "khff... hff..."

in the future comics will be a nonvisual medium conveyed entirely via ant pheromones