You can have the afternoon off when you die

Ok but I know what happened. The person filling the donuts with the jelly injections forgot which hopper they used and short of breaking them all open the filling is indeed a mystery.

At no point did I predict what happened next in this video.

There are many benefits to having a robust transit system.

@teaboot

whenever people talk about being "too old" to do anything i think about the access to higher education course i did before university- where i was by far the youngest person in my class, because 90% of my classmates were mothers who were going back to school now that their kids had grown up and moved out. if youve ever wondered "why would anyone wait until their 50s to start a new life path?" there could be a lot of reasons but a common one is "because they had kids straight out of highschool and didnt have time to think about it until now." and i think that should be normal even if you dont plan on having kids. fuck it. life is an ever changing river. grab a paddle yo.

My father used to tell us about Santa's Birdies, who would keep track of how good you were through the year and then fly back to the North Pole to narc on you.

Thats robins that do that you can trust me parakeet head good and nice keeps secret safe. friend parakeet

now what were your great-grandfathers' jobs. that's more interesting. mine were a factory worker / industrial baker, a security guard, a lawyer, and a dairy farmer.

Helpful post I’ve added to my queue in case it helps someone else at the random point when it’s posted.

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”