ActuallyCereal

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

anyone else feel like a car stuck in the mud with its tires spinning helplessly and its engine sputtering

keep getting glimpses into an alternate timeline where plurality is more normalized and you can buy shitty tshirts and mugs about it

I stand by my more terminally ill female mcs in romance stance. do dying women not deserve to fall in love with a hockey player single dad too? is the baddie with consumption not allowed to fuck the brooding regency era widower? why does everything have to be happily ever after? why can’t it be happy now, at the end?

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

When I was a child, my mother was bitten on the ass by a venomous spider one summer. It ruined the summer. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen what a spider bite looks like during healing but the venom causes the wound to putrefy, it’s this grey-green circular void of a wound that grows, ringed by inflamed purple-red flesh. And it was on her right butt cheek and it was a hot and humid summer in the southeast- Actually, I’m not going to finish this post. Thank you for reading. Just had to get that off my chest. I’ve broken free of my chains and overshared enough. The curse has been lifted. I’m okay now.

I log on to this blog, black out and start typing out horrific memories like I’m being compelled by The Ceaseless Watcher from the Magnus Archives. Statement of Algernon Byjove regarding a spider bite his mother received.

local customer SHOCKS lemonade stand workers by ordering in FLUENT duck

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi