ActuallyCereal

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

All of the exceptions and nitpicking y’all are bringing up in the notes only proves my point.

op have you considered ever getting a job at the UN

Yeah they never have open jobs that I qualify for

I also need to engage with this tradition

the grim reality for a lot of nonbinary people is that their options are closet themselves and be perpetually misunderstood by the world at large or be out and proud and be perpetually misunderstood by the world at large

Even if you were a difficult child, you didn't deserve to be hurt.

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

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Lead pipes and estrogen

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

My grandmother broke up w my grandfather through a letter and he just pretended to have never read it. They got married and had three kids.

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back