i need to stop procrastinating

I just got back from watching PHM for the eighth time and it's so wonderful to see the progression of Grace being pushed into things to Grace actively choosing them himself. he's pursued by Stratt and pushed onto the task force (and subsequently the mission itself), he's chased down by Rocky's ship, he's slingshotted out into space by his tether when he tries to back out, and then suddenly he's taking off his helmet and leaping off of the side of a burning spaceship and sending the beetles back to earth and taking a leap of faith into open space without even knowing if Rocky is still alive. Grace you are so brave I love you Grace you are so so so so so brave

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they should give bus and train drivers control of the aux so they can blast passengers with whatever music they choose. this would not improve the experience and in fact largely make it worse for everyone but i dont think that should stop them.

There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.

There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!

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lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

People comment on posts like they're the first person on the planet earth to tell you about nuance

not everyone does that. it depends

one fun thing about living in the midwest is that they're selling pigs on facebook marketplace. 300 dollars could buy me a new and interesting problem

Oh no job for me thanks I just wanted to fill out this really long and condescending job application for you☺️

There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.

they keep inventing harder weeks but i keep inventing a braver girl to be to get thru them

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

this. i was wrong. i keep reblogging the corrections but my incorrect version has legs. sorry.