Penguin on a Skateboard

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calypso never having seen the world then getting off ogygia with her new girlfriend who is a nepo baby who plops her on a private jet to take her around the world

can you imagine piper and calypso two girls who have always been forced into relationships and a heteronormative role unable to consider themselves or their feelings, thinking theres something WRONG with them for that, that they cant “love the way they’re supposed to”, and are able to discover themselves and find love together. but after the island separate because hey, i love you, but i need some time. let me know who i am. let me find myself so you can meet me the way we deserve and dont expect to see each other again because their relationship was still dictated by the gods by the decree but no one was counting on them. not even themselves. they didnt expect this beautiful thing that they can’t shake. five years later calypso shows up on her bike at piper’s downtown apartment for dinner and she hops on and never looks back

heroes of olympus but piper goes to Ogygia instead of leo and that’s how she finds out she likes girls giving us a better queer storyline for piper while also maybe just maybe getting rid of some of the hate calypso gets

pitts signing his name with the dps squiggle okay what if i sob

cleradin editors actually have my jaw on the floor

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