Under the Screen

Tampons? You mean....vagina missiles?

I just remembered in honors geometry the people in front of me were talking about how to kill someone and it brought back the one time in 8th grade science where my science teacher started planning out this eleborate, detailed plan on how to kill someone so I repeated what he said: Go on a picnic on an unlicensed boat in unchartered water and drown them (concerning science class. Ik. We did not learn anything and are unprepared now) but anyways. I HAVE NEVER SEEN TWO GUYS SHUT UP AND GET SCARED SO QUICKLY and than someone behind me goes "I am suddenly very concerned about this class." It was beautiful.

It's all fun and games until they mention your low snap score

I liked your voice. That's why it was so hard forgetting it.

I think the saddest part is finding out it was all fake and they found someone else

Whatever floofs your goose

During one of my classes, the teacher goes, "Your mom loves the youngest child the most, right? The youngest child is everything that was left over" (as in he was trying to relate it to the essay we were writing) and I say, "Yeah, my mom could have done better on the Final Draft" and the room got all quiet and the girl next to me goes, "OH SNAP."

If you're deaf, what language do you think in?

Imagine how terrifying it would be for humans to walk around on their hands and feet.

How does one highschool

This guy and I have a massive crush on one another that developed this summer, but it's so hard to get him to hang out. I have strict parents, so he has to come to my house if we want to go on like a bike ride, walk around the town, etc. Is he scared of seeing my parents or something?

Have you ever tried to do that Spock "live long and prosper" hand thing and then close your hand or bend your fingers? It's really hard