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i don't want a guy gagging on anything around me except for maybe the barrel of a gun

Nintendo direct predictions: Honestly just Bowder

wow only 400 likes, pukicho fell off

I didn't fall off, it was just a particularly awful post ,don't worry about it

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

if you switch from saying haha to hehe people might think it’s strange at first but soon enough theyll see you as a hehe person and they wont even care or get mad. just a tip

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

stop tagging men on this post i'm going to kill us both

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

this ALWAYS happens to me with Serbia. i'm always like my boy i know you're the problem i just can't prove it yet

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my alarm didnt go off and now my pizza is burnt i cant even eat it

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.