willem dafoe could do watermelon sugar or look boring in a dress or whatever it is that harry styles did to make all of these 20 year olds worship the ground he walks on. but harry styles could not do a single willem role. not even sam raimi’s spider man.

John Green got a TikTok and TikTok keeps threatening him with a ban for impersonation, and honestly I think this whole thing could be settled easily if John would just provide proof he’s himself. Tell them something very personal about himself, like, for example, what his favorite taste is

That boy had no time for his british nonsense 

This little boy woke up and chose VIOLENCE

baby girl just caught in the crossfire

Its slightly off beat you should have just killed me instead

why don’t you hop in adobe premiere and make a better version, biophysics boy

I have no rebuttal for this that doesn’t make me sound like a loser