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I joked the other day that if I went to a dealership looking to trade my car in they'd pay me not to take it and well I'm eating my words now

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dude my car has so many issues that my mechanic was like "do you want me to just start listing it all off" when he called me. I'm in pain
like I knew the struts and at least one wheel bearing were going and I knew my brakes were shot and my tires were worn but it just hurts so bad to hear it all laid out
dude my car has so many issues that my mechanic was like "do you want me to just start listing it all off" when he called me. I'm in pain
Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life

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Pluribus, in-text: yeah so the hive is like when forced assimilation and subjugation and cultural genocide in the name of global peace and safety, and gay conversion therapy, and pacification through forced addiction, and punishment via solitary confinement to coerce cooperation, and how blackboxed and forced from above simulacra is built on and sustained by stolen labor and leads to dehumanization, and the cult logics of impossibility of refusal and escape, and the lack of respect for what is at the core of bodily autonomy and consent, and the lack of cross-species empathy or feeling of responsibility for continued husbandry, and the fallacy of the innocent bystander. oh yeah, also they eat people. metaphorically but also literally. btw did i mention cultural genocide, check it out. *shows an aborted ceremony and abandonment of an entire community upon finalized conversion*
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bored so I'm reading YA author drama and can I just say I am so happy I switched to writing/will be looking to publish in the adult/literary market because whatever stew of online fandom milieu these people have come up in has completely cooked their fucking brains. torch the genre and start over.
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He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.
can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.
missed my afternoon train yesterday, had to sprint for my train this morning...having a bad transit week so far
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I'm trialing ellipsus on recommendation of a friend because I hate google docs and my "manually copy phone notes into word doc" method is becoming too much of a pain in the ass but my phone hates it so much. it burns so much fucking RAM and it's lagging like crazy and eating chunks of my battery. idk if their optimization just sucks or if it's the fact that my phone is 7 years old lmao
ah so apparently this is a known issue on mobile. why tout your web-based word processor as cross-platform when it sucks on essentially half of said platforms?? I'm here because I need portability - it's a requirement for me, not a nice bonus. I'd say it's the same for a good chunk of users too?
can I say something without getting killed ok I also find it obnoxious that they brand themselves very heavily as a writing platform for fanfic authors/as a home for fandom and like I get that they're doing this in a very market savvy know your target audience ploy but that makes it all the more fucking grating

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I keep getting daily spam calls with a texas area code and it's always a different number they're spoofing so trying to block them is like playing wack a mole. this is why I'm abolishing the state of texas when I am appointed dictator-for-life of the former united states