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Morgan, picking up the phone while not looking: Hey baby girl, tell me something I wanna hear.
Hotch, deadpan: There’s been another homicide, chocolate thunder.
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Deku: *talking to Todoroki*
Deku: … I’m being serious. Fuck me if I’m wrong about this.
Bakugo: *walking past*
Bakugo: WRONG
Deku: Wha-
Bakugo: WRONG
Bakugo: YOU
Bakugo: ARE
Bakugo: SO
Bakugo: WRONG
Bakugo: Stupid Deku.
Deku: *slightly terrified but turned on* O-Okay, sorry Kacchan.
Todoroki: *confused* … does this mean you now have to sleep with him?
Deku: *flustered* TODOROKI!
[Playing Twister]
Kaminari: Okay, right hand red.
Todoroki: [ends up completely on top of Midoriya]
Midoriya: *flustered*
Midoriya: Kaminari, are you doing this on purpose?
Kaminari: Honestly dude, I stopped spinning 15 rounds ago. I’m surprised it took you so long to notice.
Tetsutetsu: Bro, do you want this pamphlet?
Kirishima: Brochure!
Tetsutetsu: …
Kirishima: …
Tetsutetsu: Bro.
Kirishima: Bro.
Eddie: I’m feeling kinda emotionally constipated
Buck: What does that even mean?
Eddie: I haven’t given a shit in days.
Buck: …
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*Eddie and Hen, watching Buck from a distance*
Eddie: That’s the guy I have a crush on.
Eddie: Thoughts?
Hen:
Hen: And prayers.
Buck: Go big, or go home!
Bobby: *literally crying* Buck please, for once, just go home.
Buck:
Buck: I’m going big.
Buck: *Staring at Eddie*
Eddie: *Sensing his stare*
Eddie: … What?
Buck: There’s just something about your face that makes me want to sit on it.
Buck: *Smiles and walks away*
Eddie: *Outrageous blushing*
Buck: Every time I think, I take ten damage
Eddie: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
Kidnapper: I’m going to shoot your boyfriend!
Eddie: I beg your pardon? My what?
Kidnapper: This guy *points at Buck*
Eddie: He’s not my boyfriend?
Kidnapper: *slams fist* WHY NOT?!
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Buck: You wanna play 20 questions?
Eddie: Uh sure?
Buck: Okay, you first.
Eddie: What’s your favourite food?
Buck: Triangle
Buck: My turn, do you like guys?
Buck: I’m going on a date this week
Eddie: Oh cool, when?
Buck: It depends, what does your schedule look like this week?
Eddie: Well on Tuesday-
Eddie: oh
*Hen and Eddie chatting*
Hen: I have actually noticed that you have pretty thick thighs, it kinda makes me jealous.
Eddie: My Abeula used to tell me growing up that thick thighs are full of secrets.
Buck, walking past: Well I’ve often been told I’m great at keeping secrets, so you’re more than welcome to wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all.
Hen:
Eddie: *blushes*
Buck: *winks*
Hen: Damn, this boy has game.
Eddie: Do you ever think what your crush is thinking about?
Buck: I guess, not really.
Eddie: Well I know my crush is thinking about the question I just asked.
Buck: But you just asked me- oh.
Buck: *blushes*
Hen: Well, personally, I’m thinking of beating you two up.
Buck: One day I wanna be a dad.
Chimney: But you already are a dad to Christopher?
Buck: Christopher is not my son?
Christopher, writing in his journal: Dear diary, today marks the day I was disowned by my own father.
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*Buck and Eddie get caught speeding*
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Eddie, whispering: Deny everything.
Buck: I do not recall getting pulled over, officer.
Cop: … Sir-
Buck: Please do not gender me.
Bobby: How did you manage to set a lemon on fire?!
Buck: I microwaved it for 40 minutes…
Bobby: Why were you microwaving a lemon?
Buck: I read that boiling a lemon covers up bad smells and I had a bad smell of burnt oranges in my room. So I thought to try this out but I didn’t have a pot, hence me trying the microwave it.
Bobby: You burnt an orange too?! How?!
Buck:
Buck: I microwaved it for 40 minutes…