GOTTA GO FAST

We motorics should all go out to a skating rink sometime. Together we'd be unstoppable.

Indeed, Perception. Wherever we go, every floor is a dance floor.

Yellow boys night! Let’s all have fun and turn into a blur together!

everyone knows racing stripes make you go faster

Looking speedy will make a great impression, but only if you can keep it up. Nobody is impressed by racing stripes on a bumbling drunkard.

I do not enjoy being intrigued, especially by *you*, but could you please fill me in?

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That's it, no more jokes coming from my side. You wanted me to be less serious? Less of a *boring* cop? Well too bad, you've lost your chance. I did all I could.

I'm afraid I wasn't around when the others started dogpiling on you. Would you care to repeat the *joke* that you did?

Nothing. Nothing's there.

Knock-knock.

Come in!

Better go the extra mile. How about a seizure as well- really put on a show. You could even piss your pants, if you wanted to.

If you’re going to do it, you’d better do it soon. Every second spent deliberating if this is a good idea is a minute wasted. Drop to the floor and wriggle!

its normal to like manly things, like guns, fast cars, and big tits. this is because these things are all manly

Seems to us 'tis nary near a full-fledged role to play...

wherefore art thou balls, pansy

Our balls are more plentiful than you could ever imagine, blockhead. Which, oh, does not mean much considering how dull said imagination must be.

where is the punch button on this website if we weren't on the radiocomputer i'd have your melted ass on the pavement

sorry coach, words were never really your strong suit, were they?