VOLITION

God, who's been in charge of keeping this damn corpse running! You've practically killed him!

Bloody *hell*, you are here. I'm sorry I couldn't handle it alone.

Hey @the-only-authority, comrade! Your ideas helped us get to where we are today, but aren't you concerned that your methods may sometimes be a little too... radical?

The fuck are you talking about. My methods are always appropriate.

No you won't, that's not what I fucking said?! I'm the boss.

I don't see the crown on your portrait…

IT'S MORE OF A CROWN THAN ON THAT POPPED PARTY... POPPER

…What?

…What does that even mean?

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Well, if you're going to be this hurtful, we are very much inclined to not answer the additional questions you posed :(

One. *One* additional question, which you have already declined to answer, so why bother with niceties on that? It doesn't matter.

Questions don't have to have question marks... Look. I understand that finding out that you've been *wrong* or didn't have all the facts is upsetting for you, Dearest, and I know that you sometimes find it hard to express difficult emotions but... You can't just use Drama to let off steam like this. They have feelings too, you know?

can you stop bullying my wife

He seems far more susceptible to your utterances and we wanted our message to be heard, that is all.

Masquerader, dearest, I am going to have to put you in time-out if you don’t cease pestering poor Pillar-Bookhead.

Pathetic.

Agreed.

Uhm.

I really like it! Amazing job.

Changelog 1. Removed Drama.

I considered you a serious colleague… What are the 435 unnecessarily spellings of my name for? What is the purpose of this list? Or are you not going to be able to answer this simple question, much like Commander?

I meant that you could’ve written it just once. That’s why I called the other 435 *unnecessary*.

I don't *do* unnecessary when it comes to writing.

Then what is their purpose. *Why* not once. Is it an emotional response?

*I'm* the one who asks questions around here -- why are *you* taking such personal offence to a little list if you're so stoic and detached? Hmm?

Pure curiosity, I am not offended. Consider this an interrogation.

If this is an interrogation, then you're clearly compromised.

VOLITION — Oh no, Harry, she got that guy too. You can no longer rely on him. We have to be even more careful now. Even cold facts and objectivity are not objective anymore…

Everyone is so... interesting, lately. I *wonder* what Harry is thinking about to influence such a thing.

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Ency, Bookhead, wrong website. What does that last one even mean??

Well, there is one skill who's face seems to be mostly modular...mayhaps this is where the librarian's jealousy has its roots?

No.

Mhh... true, we suppose we would qualify as well :)

No.

The lad dost protest too much. A kiss may make it all better!

I would genuinely, honestly rather lie and say that was about Logic then scrub my tongue clean with soap, than let anyone misinterpret it as being about you.

Oh Bookkeeper... you know our expertise at spying a lie... we suppose at least you got the truth out somehow now!

Stop tormenting me. I beg of you.

Heavens to Betsy, did we cause distress? Our deepest deepest apologies, dearest Bookkeeper! Sometimes we misjudge our own tone it seems, we're sure you can relate to this sort of conundrum...

I SAID STOP.

Just leave him alone, Multi-Face. I've already stressed him out enough today.

Changelog 1. Removed Drama.

I considered you a serious colleague… What are the 435 unnecessarily spellings of my name for? What is the purpose of this list? Or are you not going to be able to answer this simple question, much like Commander?

There's a difference between not being able to respond and choosing not to, because it is none of your goddamn business, Keyholes.

Sure.

Changelog 1. Removed Drama.

I considered you a serious colleague… What are the 435 unnecessarily spellings of my name for? What is the purpose of this list? Or are you not going to be able to answer this simple question, much like Commander?

I meant that you could’ve written it just once. That’s why I called the other 435 *unnecessary*.

I don't *do* unnecessary when it comes to writing.

Then what is their purpose. *Why* not once. Is it an emotional response?

*I'm* the one who asks questions around here -- why are *you* taking such personal offence to a little list if you're so stoic and detached? Hmm?

Pure curiosity, I am not offended. Consider this an interrogation.

If this is an interrogation, then you're clearly compromised.

VOLITION — Oh no, Harry, she got that guy too. You can no longer rely on him. We have to be even more careful now. Even cold facts and objectivity are not objective anymore…

Changelog 1. Removed Drama.

I considered you a serious colleague… What are the 435 unnecessarily spellings of my name for? What is the purpose of this list? Or are you not going to be able to answer this simple question, much like Commander?

I meant that you could’ve written it just once. That’s why I called the other 435 *unnecessary*.

I don't *do* unnecessary when it comes to writing.

Then what is their purpose. *Why* not once. Is it an emotional response?

*I'm* the one who asks questions around here -- why are *you* taking such personal offence to a little list if you're so stoic and detached? Hmm?

Pure curiosity, I am not offended. Consider this an interrogation.