PERCEPTION

@isenseyouthere I can't see this.

[Impossible: Failure] — It looks like a mushroom with a square transparent stipe and a very flat cap covered with multicoloured dots.

The pounding of your heart, your skin soaked in sweat, the screeching of radio static in your ears. Why can’t you hear it?

It’s too much sometimes…

Hm. Yes.

PERCEPTION — The Graadian waltzing melody sounds vaguely familiar. As you dance alone in your room, you feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end. The space under your palms feels so empty — someone is clearly missing…

It is not.

Thank you for your important addition, Perception, that clarifies it is no longer empty in the Library with the presence of the crickets. It was very important that you point out my miscommunication.

My pleasure.

It is not.

The body that houses us has turned into a furnace. Sweat stains were visible on his shirt, and his hands had turned into a pond. All because of the way the Lieutenant smiled at him.

The scene in front of both of you made you move an inch closer to him. You are smiling like an idiot now. The strength that I am giving your body to not engulf him in your arms is getting *weaker*.

You can smell the pine needles now. The Lieutenant's breath is barely audible, and it's calm and collected as always. You can't help but glance over at him out of the corner of your eye, watching for any emotions he might show.

As you do so, you hear Officer McLaine whistle at you two. Someone murmurs a joke about homosexuality, followed by chuckling throughout the room. Among the laughter you can hear Officer Vicquemare let out an exasperated sigh.

you should sweat at least once a day and if its 11:50 and you can’t work up a good stink then take a boiling shower to make up for it

Please, the point of a shower is to remove the stink, not give yourself more. Please do not make more people than necessary smell your stink. It's not good.

The body that houses us has turned into a furnace. Sweat stains were visible on his shirt, and his hands had turned into a pond. All because of the way the Lieutenant smiled at him.

The scene in front of both of you made you move an inch closer to him. You are smiling like an idiot now. The strength that I am giving your body to not engulf him in your arms is getting *weaker*.

You can smell the pine needles now. The Lieutenant's breath is barely audible, and it's calm and collected as always. You can't help but glance over at him out of the corner of your eye, watching for any emotions he might show.

here’s the beef

Where is the beef. I see no beef. Give me the beef

The beef is flexing right in front of you. Do your job and perceive this man meat!

Are you calling yourself a cow? You might be able to pass as a cow, but... Hm...

I thought we were a hirsute bear.

I thought so too. Physical Instrument is quite certain we are beef though.

HARRYBOY. I KNOW WE’RE BUSY PISSING BUT LOOK. THAT GUY ALSO HAS HIS DICK OUT. AND HE HAS A TATTOO ON IT. WHAT DOES IT SAY. WE NEED TO KNOW. STARE AT IT.

I think it says "MAGNUM DONG"

EXCELLENT WORK. BUT DOES HIS DONG REALLY WARRANT BEING CALLED MAGNUM. BETTER STARE LONGER TO JUDGE.

Right. Hi. It's me again - just letting you all know that it typically makes people uncomfortable when you stare at their dick in the urinals.

Then I'm all in.

This man’s dick appears to be 10 centimeters long— within one standard deviation of the average. Probably not large enough to qualify as “magnum.”

HARRYBOY. I KNOW WE’RE BUSY PISSING BUT LOOK. THAT GUY ALSO HAS HIS DICK OUT. AND HE HAS A TATTOO ON IT. WHAT DOES IT SAY. WE NEED TO KNOW. STARE AT IT.

I think it says "MAGNUM DONG"

EXCELLENT WORK. BUT DOES HIS DONG REALLY WARRANT BEING CALLED MAGNUM. BETTER STARE LONGER TO JUDGE.

Right. Hi. It's me again - just letting you all know that it typically makes people uncomfortable when you stare at their dick in the urinals.

Not if you're subtle. That being said... I was not very subtle, my apologies.

HARRYBOY. I KNOW WE’RE BUSY PISSING BUT LOOK. THAT GUY ALSO HAS HIS DICK OUT. AND HE HAS A TATTOO ON IT. WHAT DOES IT SAY. WE NEED TO KNOW. STARE AT IT.

I think it says "MAGNUM DONG"

EXCELLENT WORK. BUT DOES HIS DONG REALLY WARRANT BEING CALLED MAGNUM. BETTER STARE LONGER TO JUDGE.

HARRYBOY. I KNOW WE’RE BUSY PISSING BUT LOOK. THAT GUY ALSO HAS HIS DICK OUT. AND HE HAS A TATTOO ON IT. WHAT DOES IT SAY. WE NEED TO KNOW. STARE AT IT.

I think it says "MAGNUM DONG"

here’s the beef

Where is the beef. I see no beef. Give me the beef

The beef is flexing right in front of you. Do your job and perceive this man meat!

Are you calling yourself a cow? You might be able to pass as a cow, but... Hm...