#skillsposting

It is *completely* nornal to imagine your partner wrestling bears for sport. As long as you think about it a normal amount.

I don’t think people should be shamed for changing clothes in public. It’s not like you’re flashing anyone!! I always keep my underwear on. Sometimes you’re just not dressed for what’s coming your way. You gotta go undercover or you need a little disco to light ‘em up, it’s okay baby, I understand. I’ll never judge you. Fuck society, do what you want.

That's it, no more jokes coming from my side. You wanted me to be less serious? Less of a *boring* cop? Well too bad, you've lost your chance. I did all I could.

Landlords aren't people. They know what they did.

Rollerskating is a good way to work on your balance but doing it in any form other than derby is effeminate.