The Life of Ryan

you should be allowed to go home from work when you’re bored

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

Peacocks are Basically just drag Queen turkeys

i think its funny that the average american has no clue how hormones work so now we have fully grown men convinced that testosterone is like an attack stat in dota 2

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

if your soul doesn't turn me on nothing else you have will

i might forgive but you can't come back here no more