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Happy Valentine’s Day!

peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine 

The slide and snuggle is a favorite of my two

IM GONNA CRY

customers will see u drink water & be like i didn’t know u were allowed to do that

I’ll see a coworker drink water & be like I didn’t know we were allowed to do that

Road trip who’s coming

what does it mean when someone says they’re pescatarian and vegan

Land animals are innocent of crime but The Fish have Sinned