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me: stays in bed 45 minutes after waking up

if fall out boy come off hiatus i’m dropping out of school and following them around the world via kayak 

too beautiful not to reblog

I am so proud of this person

Congragulations, you basically just killed your chance to get payed anything higher then minimum wage in America, to follow a band around.

why do all americans on this website assume everyone else is american that is what i want to know

The sheet says Phoenix… A city in Arizona… In… The U.S. …

and above that it says Melbourne…. A city in Victoria… In…. Australia…. because phoenix…. is…… a song 

This still really is incredibly stupid tho

IT GOT BETTER

This is the best.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

Would never risk my mom

Mom I love chu

Reblog this if you're older than Google.

Oh shit *raises hand quickly*

I’m older than google.

I AM A MONTH AND A BIT YOUNGER THAN GOOGLE OH FRICK

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Where do you keep finding all these wealthy cats?

they sell wares and services in the marketplace. they work hard for their earnings. 

This post is the reason I started watching Pushing Daisies and I encourage everyone to do the same

Please for the love of god watch this show. I’m still bitter they cancelled it.

yay its back.

so… I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture… and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L … and like… I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like? So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

Hey hey hey hey I don’t like writting in posts, but I need to. Because THIS. FUCKING. WORKS. And I asked for something almost impossible,

I reblog this every time I see it

plz plz plz

Guys, I just saw this and I remember reblogging it before, and I wished that my crush would tell me his true feelings about me, and like five days ago, he confessed to liking me, and we started dating. This shit works. Thanks tumblr

omgomg

fingers crossed lmao

wish wish wish

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

i can't believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

🎃🎃🎃TOMORROW 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃IS OCTOBER 🎃🎃🎃🎃

REBLOG FOR THE SPOOPS