The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot.

mmm oh I can't think about that or I'll die

so i walk the dark evil path now, big fucking deal

my diva moment will have casualties

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

I’m just an easy mark for dumb pilot humor. Today the captain was like “we’re now at altitude, feel free to move around, my one rule is you must stay inside the plane” and I lost it. It’s funny because you would die a horrible death akin to standing unencumbered on Pluto

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i be checking my phone like I mean something to somebody lmao

one time when I was a kid my parents were arguing while we were driving somewhere and I was in the backseat so I wrote "are you going to get a divorce" on my foot and slowly extended my leg betwixt the seats

THIS IS SOME 10PM ASS 5:30PM WE'RE HAVING!!!!!!

It's fairly important to me for normal person reasons that everyone who reads my posts feels my gaze upon them.