nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

i work in childcare right? yeah so lately the kids’ favorite game has been “is it poison or not” which is just code for pretending to forcefeed me sticks and leaves and then yelling “POISON !!” and me going “aww man not again !” and when they offer me more im like “surely this isnt poison right guys?” and they shake their heads and grin mischievously and i eat it and they scream “POOOIIIIISOONNNN”

God forbid women do anything

The gather to meet the youngling

Have y'all ever seen that video of elephants in a sanctuary absolutely booking it across the enclosure to meet the New Baby, because

I love how they're clearly walking in formation until one of them sees the baby dragon and then they immediately all run over.

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

So this post is the single reason I took my meds today. Reblogging out of duty.

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

*waking up with a sore neck* where are my goddamn spell slots

Just a reminder, we still don't know he's not the shooter, but waow based