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“Congratulations, darling”

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u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something
As an Evolutionary Biologist, this is a roller-coaster from start to finish.
oh man ive been waiting to post these
BYE 😭✋
He looks so good in this animation?? This black shirt, sir —
general rule of thumb: history was gayer than you have been led to believe
Let’s have a mini history lesson, my fellow Pride Knights! Typically, history is often viewed through a heteronormative lens which results in queer history being erased or withheld. One of the more speculated examples of this is seen in the study of the life of Isaac Newton. Many of us know Newton from his laws of motion and being a co-developer of calculus, with him being a renowned mathematician, physicist, astronomer, and author. But for the large part, his personal life and sexuality have mostly gone undocumented, probably due to his scientific studies taking priority over his personal life.
One rumour though, which constantly gets thrown about in regard to Newton is the thought that he died a virgin. People who hear this usually come to the conclusion that Newton was just heterosexual and could not get into sexual relationships for whatever reason. For example, it has been documented once that he sent a love letter to Lady Norris, who also resided at Cambridge University, but was ultimately rejected. Other than this love letter, there are little to no other documents of his love life. This is probably due to science and education looking at the work produced as opposed to the person who created it. But alongside the argument that Newton was heterosexual and could not form sexual relations, there are two other arguments which may have stronger implications about Newton’s personal life.
Firstly, there is reason to believe that Newton was actually gay, bisexual or pansexual, and that he did not die a virgin. There are two main reasons to believe that this is true.
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PARKS SAFETY IS NO JOKING MATTER GAVIN!
Hey hey I’ve been away from the Internet for a while but I’m back to remind you of how unpleasant my sense of humor is. WHY DO I FIND THE IDEA OF THIS SO HILARIOUSLY FUNNY but in all seriousness, please be careful around extreme nature, many people have gotten hurt and killed, DETECTIVE GAVIN REED (36) BEING ONE OF THEM
i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar
now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends
we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…
“penguin brothers forever”
*whispers seductively* doctor
I really feel that the Game Grumps have a more accurate and profound understanding of Connor’s character than most gamers out there. (x)
Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”
This sounds like a man on cocaine
Fammmm
The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

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end of the year mood
This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.
I’m going to rewrite the harry potter series and it’s going to be called Hermione Granger and The Glorious Glock where she gets a gun and shoots voldemort through the skull and then everyone is free to continue their education in peace. It’ll be 3.5 pages long.
they’re in Great Britain where in the world is an 11-year-old black girl going to get a gun
the store
Britain isn’t America. You can’t just walk into a random supermarket and buy a ton of guns. In fact, a gun is several hundred pounds each due to you needing to have a separate license for each one. Then you also need to have it where no one could accidentally find it and if anyone apart from you knows where the gun is, you lose your license and gun. I think it has to be locked up in a position no one will ever find it in.
Pretty much, an eleven year old kid is not gonna get a gun in Britain.
she goes to a wizard school with a three headed dog in the broom closet.
Hermoine isn’t black???
Yes she is, page 1 line one of Hermione Granger and the Glorious Glock reads “Hermione Granger took her black ass to school” nice try racist.
You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”
“Surrounded by friends”
Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

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- “Cas, don’t move”
- “Seriously ?”
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- “Ok, I’ll just wait here then ….”