If you wonder what it’s like living in America. And this is satire but let’s be honest this could very easily be real
Without noticing the source, the ONLY thing that tipped me off was the people cheering

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If you wonder what it’s like living in America. And this is satire but let’s be honest this could very easily be real
Without noticing the source, the ONLY thing that tipped me off was the people cheering

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Holy shit what
what how did you do that
Apparently you can now do this for some reason writing tumblr [between these brackets]
And you get [tumblr]
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what. what is the purpose of this
we should be able to rotate desktop programs freely
i want to use my computer like t his
let me show you a program called Compiz that Linux users have access to:
are you sure you want this chaos on your computer?
do i want to live in an early 2000s film’s idea of what a hacker’s computer looks like?
Two raccoons swimming in close circles in a pond Bc they ARE gay and in love
The moon spirit
Those koi look weird
fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them
artistic rendition
All capital letters should have a leveled-up form
So far I’ve got
ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T
humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need
circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point
tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y
spider Q’s, so many legs
Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!
New alphabet dropped!
oh my god, it’s beautiful
(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )
well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)
But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it!
recursive
So i may have done a thing in an insomnia fueled jaunt into insanity.
find an .otf of the font here
This is how new alphabets get invented.

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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."
I know I'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as I'm concerned.
The last time I saw him, he said, "Let's play McDonald's," so I assumed it was regular McDonald's. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald's the whole time. I got played.
this is quite possibly the funniest scene in any movie ever.
this is what boys will be boys means
Don’t you just hate when the boys stop you mid-kiss to physically drag you away like a pack of feral undead sea pirates to go pose with them on the docks?
i dont know whether to award him dad of the year or not
Same. (via matsuda98)
the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video

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i learned that in Classical Athens, the citizens could vote each year to banish any person who was growing too powerful, as a threat to democracy. This process was called Ostracism (x)
his first time at the beach and………… 😭💦
Oooh noooooo
Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands
Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please
Happy Easter everybody
Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post
One of my favorite character archetypes is "small, cute character that is horrifyingly powerful in their canon"
I mean look at this
These children have fought literal gods and won
One is a being made of two different gods and also living primordial ooze, able to kill the biggest God in the setting
One with a soul that is equivalent to every single monster's soul combined, with the power of mental time travel through sheer force of will
One that is apparently born of dark matter, able to disintegrate anything and integrate anything into himself
And they're all nonbinary.
Conclusion: Nonbinary people are strong enough to kill God
What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?
That you cannot fax money to someone.
Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…
I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.
When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.
My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.
That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.
I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

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the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury
imagine if obama pronounced you guilty
it’d be the living embodiment of this meme
It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:
It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.