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If you wonder what it’s like living in America. And this is satire but let’s be honest this could very easily be real

Without noticing the source, the ONLY thing that tipped me off was the people cheering

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Holy shit what

what how did you do that

we should be able to rotate desktop programs freely

do i want to live in an early 2000s film’s idea of what a hacker’s computer looks like?

Two raccoons swimming in close circles in a pond Bc they ARE gay and in love

The moon spirit

Those koi look weird

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

recursive

This is how new alphabets get invented.

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

My nephew likes to play McDonald's, which is what you'd expect it to be. He says, "Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help you?" After you order, he says, "Okay, coming right up," and pretends to give you your food. He has another game called "Silly McDonald's," which is the same thing, except no matter what you order, he says, "Here's your cold hamburger."

I know I'm biased, but he's a comedic genius, as far as I'm concerned.

The last time I saw him, he said, "Let's play McDonald's," so I assumed it was regular McDonald's. But then he hit me with a cold hamburger. It was Silly McDonald's the whole time. I got played.

this is what boys will be boys means

Don’t you just hate when the boys stop you mid-kiss to physically drag you away like a pack of feral undead sea pirates to go pose with them on the docks?

Same. (via matsuda98)

the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video

Oooh noooooo

Happy Easter everybody

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

And they're all nonbinary.

Conclusion: Nonbinary people are strong enough to kill God

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

That you cannot fax money to someone.

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury 

imagine if obama pronounced you guilty