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Dorcas: why is pandora on the floor?

evan,not looking up from his book: she got kissed by lilly. dorcas: isnt that..good panda?

evan: she said-

snape: WHO EVER THREW THAT PAPER…

*james and sirius holding back laughter *

snape: YOUR MOTHERS A HOE!

james:

sirius;

Peter:

mcgonagal:

*remus, sighing and moving seats*

Pandora: tell me this second

regulus: has evan perhaps mislaid a tie?

pandroa, hitting regulus: BARTY HAS IT

regulus; yess

panda: how do you know!!

reggi: i saw it

panda: where!

reggi: in his pocket

Panda: all this time??

Regulus,sarcasticly: yess isnt it romantic!!

panda: no its horried

Science teacher, randomly when were ment to be talking about Sound and vibrations: and Einstein, was actually an idiot, a fool.

A lesson where we’re talking about swimming: “now..if you drown..you are actually..stupid, drowning is very hard to do.

[he came to school with another teacher, coz his car wasn’t working] me: sir what happened to your car

him, leaning in very closely:it was eaten..by a dinosaur.

Him, when me and my best friend do literally anything: uh..don’t. Thank you.

[my class always arrives like 2 minutes early to assembly] him walking very slowly: we are always so early to this, i wanna go home. me: sir.its 8 am. him: yes.

[my class was playing cards un his lesson and he said if theg solve this one question they can play. They solved it and he still taught] my classmate: Sir you cheated us!!

him: who said cheating was wrong? God? No. us: sir. its..in the bible

he then stuck is tounge out at us.

Classmate: is slavery really gone?

My science teacher: whyd did they go? Some people like to use us, but i wont get into that here