manic demon nightmare boy

New idealogy i call it Alcohol Feminism

old people were right putting ellipses after everything you say actually rules….

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

what they don’t tell you is that the urge to just leave and start over somewhere far away only gets stronger the older you get

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

touch water (touch grass for people who like swimming)

“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice

what’s wrong with “xD”?

not now quirkybrittany

My understanders will Understand me

and As Such . My misinterpreters will Misinterpret me . The price for speaking my truth .