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My mom didn’t know what thot meant (she thought it was something like “lazy”) and my brother kept putting off taking out the trash and she called him a thot and he looked so betrayed

HOW TO LEAVE RED LOBSTER

no thank you, owen

this place is so wild everybody hates it & yet here we all are its like the hotel california of websites

reblog if u r madly in love with me or if u like apple juice

“for me, please, two hamburgers….”

Living in the 21st century is such a wild time. It’s like hey, did you know bees don’t have lungs? How do I know that? Notre Dame burned down.

8 years old. College reading level. The weight of the world on my shoulders.

20 years old. illiterate. the weight of the universe has given me chronic back pain

This spider exists somewhere and only google knows

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

I literally think about this post every day