Hit The Slay Button

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I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

Oh thank god, I lost my link to dark pattern some time ago and I thought I would never find it again.

i love stars because they are alone in the dark all the time & they aren’t even scared

How do these kids even know what the sun is they've never been outside

Man I wish that killed him

If they try to like retcon that this guy was like a decent man I'm gonna shit.

Honestly? Good for her we love a girlboss.

It is so weird to hear her talk so much OH HELL YEAH WEED TIME

This pep rally reminds me of the time some random kid grabbed the mic from one of our administrators and started rapping about the pulse shooting

Oh god not babushka

Oh speaking of Kate Bush lmao

Max don't be mourning your brother he had absolutely 0 redeeming qualities and died as he lived: endangering children because he's an asshole

"Wet squelching" that's the worst audio description ever thanks

Oh I love little freaks named Eddie 😍

get fucked Angela, also I love Will so much

I'm gonna be real sad when chrissy dies she's really sweet

Countdown until "don't try to be heros" comes back later

OH FUCK

This this the most Richie tozier fit I've ever seen

Literally why is the plot of every season everyone is spilt up for like 80% of the time and then at the last minute everyone comes together. Please prove me wrong this time show I'm BEGGING you

Okay argyle is growing on me. I wasn't sure about him at first but he's good

I don't think this many people would be down to harass a 14 year old

I think Dustin and max have the right idea if I had been through 3 seasons of supernatural nonsense I would immediately be thinking that this shit was some demon fuck

PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY

You're gay. You're gay you're gay be gay.

GET HER ASS QUEEN

Eddie you're not helping your case here dawg

BRO JUST TELL THE KIDS THE TRUTH STOP HIDING SHIT FROM EACH OTHER WE DO THIS EVERY TIME AND IT ALWAYS FUCKS SHIT UP ITS BEEN YEARS YALL SHOULD KNOW BETTER

Lucas fucking go home you dumbass

Steve "team mom" Harrington my beloved

Lucas get the away from the fucked up white boy!!!! Stupid ass when will you learn.

Lucas don't fucking disappoint me kid I swear. You're too smart to do stupid shit

So glad we're back to not trusting the US government too

LUCASSS WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU BECOME COOL AJDHSJDBSHSHJS

Okay random government guy pop off. Slay.

I can't fucking get over that the vecna noise is just the sound from cats

Makeover Makeover!!!!

YEAAAAAH GIRLBOSS SLAYQUEEN it's not about what you can do for the patriarchy it's what the patriarchy can do for you

AW SHIT HERE WE GO

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL

NOT THE GRIPPERS 💀

Elvira???

Oh goddammit yuri

I just realized we haven't seen Eddie in a hot minute is he good???

Poor grandpa :(((

Man FUCK Billy imma fortnite dance on his grave

OH FUCK NO BE GONE THOT

Gonna be honest gang I could not give less of a shit about this Russian plot line like Jesus Christ

Oh hey Eddie, long time no see!

WHOS THIS TWINK????

Oh dawg not the tire irons 😭😭 they mean business bro

Oh god oh fuck wait I fucking knew that plane crash shit was gonna come back goddammit

"Tentacles squelching wetly is actually the grossest thing I've ever read

YES QUEEN LET'S GO

NO QUEEN LET'S STOP

Oh yeah a feast that's not fucking suspicious at all, dumbasses

GO HOME TROY BOLTON

The vodka reveal is the first good thing to happen in this plot line

I love Susie, the girlest of bosses

Rip the twink 😔🙏🕊 fly high

WHY IS EVERYONE CONSTANTLY OUT TO BULLY ELEVEN LIKE WHAT DID SHE DO???? BRUH

Yo if Steve fucking dies? Imma be so pissed bro.

"This place is not a prison" you drugged her so she couldn't leave???

It's so funny to me that Steve is just,,shirtless

Yeah no fuck this dude,,, like that kids a dick but he's still a kid.

I mightve been too early on my mourning for the twink but ik it's coming

YO ARE WE ABOUT TO GET A BIKE CALLBACK??? Kids on bikes solving murders my beloved

WELCOME BACK BRENDON URIE YOU NASTY MOTHER FUCKER

"Brendon urie feeding wetly" getting added to the ranks of worst subtitles ever,,,I think just anything being described as being done wetly is cursed

Absolutely loving all the shit with the Hawkins gang I love them but I am kinda curious about how Mike and the boys are??

I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT HA HA

I thought it was sus as all hell that they were tryna say eleven killed all those people,,, that ones on me

Goddamn they really connected everything hot diggity shit

HOLY SHIT WHAT???? GIRL

Behold: the obligatory stranger things liveblog post I make for every season,, almost didn't do it this time but its tradition..also yes I'm aware no one reads these because they make no sense I just like to pretend I'm talking to someone when I make these. Sue me.

STOP DESCRIBING THINGS AS WETLY IM BEGGING YOU

Gamers we found our silly Vecna name. He's Chris Hansen now.

Oh not the Brendon Urie factory

EYYY CALI BOYS YOU'RE ALIVE

IF I COULD TELL HER, TELL HER EVERYTHING I SEE IF I COULD TELL HER [soft emotional music playing]

They better have gone around in a circle and shared their favorite songs istg

MIKEY MYMY!!! holy shit no one told me my little meow meow would be here- aww he's gone

YES GOOD HES A MONSTER NOW KILL HIM

YESSS. YEEEEEESSSSSS

Jesus the last episode is 2 and half hours???

THIS IS SO COOL

woah

This is from ‘Beasts of Burden’, a really cool comic about a bunch of dogs (and one cat) protecting their town from the supernatural things that threaten it. It’s spooky and sad and really just fantastic. At one point they teamed up with Hellboy. Everyone should read it (if you don’t mind some pretty dark things happening. it is not a cheerful comic but it is a good one).

I’d like to add on that there’s a great crossover of Beasts of Burden with Hellboy! 

The one with hazel hurt me but “A Dog and His Boy” physically broke me

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS