★ FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.
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1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
“M-Mirage...”
2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?
“...A-are you doubting me because y-you haven’t heard about me before? E-even though nobody knows me, I promise i-it’s my real name...”
3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT?
“I-I chose it... b-because I disappear really easily, and n-nobody could catch me... this was before my electro disruptors, mind y-you.”
4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?
“Single...”
5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES?
“...I can turn into a car... I’m very good at st-stealing... I can sneak around well... u-usually quiet... I-I have a good aim... and... ergh, I guess I c-can turn invisible...”
6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
“...magenta? Purple? Pink? I-I don’t know...”
7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR?
“What hair.”
8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?
“I-if I do, they d-did a good job at losing m-me.”
9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
“I have... h-had... had? S-sorry, it hurts t-too much to talk about her right n-now...”
10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.
“M-medics and mechs named J-Jackpot. M-medics and medbays fucking suck, a-and Jackpot can g-go die.”
11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
“I-I do some arts and crafts when I’m n-not stealing...”
12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?
“I-it’s war, and I’m v-very good at what I do.”
13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE?
“Yes. Wh-what kind of Autobot would I be i-if I haven’t by now? P-pfff...”
14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?
“I-I would want to be a cat.”
15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.
“Everything d-doesn’t count, does it...? Alright, u-uh... oh, my st-stutter. I think most of you have n-noticed it by now. Teacher told me to stop, so I’m trying my best...! I-it’s a bit hard, though... a-also, I hate turning invisible...”
16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE?
“T-Teacher! He’s the best! Th-the very best--!”
17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?
“I-I suppose gay...?”
18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
“...not really, but I have Teacher!”
19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY?
“Th-that sounds terrifying. No.”
20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS?
“O-oh, I would love t-to have some fans... n-need people to remember me again, though... I’m pretty sure a lot of people hated me while I was infamous... ehehe...”
21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?
“Medics.”
22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?
“M-my... armor...?”
23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?
“Love i-is a weird word, b-but I suppose I do.”
24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU?
“I come from th-the Rad Zone, wh-what do you think?”
25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?
“I... don’t know... I-I worry that I’ll think of people as my friend, b-but they won’t see me as their friend. I shouldn’t need f-friends...”
26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?
“I-is that another one of those weird human foods?”
27. FAVORITE DRINK?
“Sweet energon, e-even though it’s hard for my tanks to process...”
29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE?
“S-so far, anywhere I could c-call my own room.”
30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?
“Yes. W-wait, is this talking about romance, o-or general interest? B-because I have several i-interests, and some of them I-I like keeping tabs on...”
31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE?
“Wh-what?!”
32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?
“L-lake... I can’t swim, a-and nearly sank in the ocean...”
33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’?
“...I-I don’t like this question...”
34. ANY FETISHES?
“Wh-what a weird word... I-I don’t have particular preferences...”
35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?
“I-I tend to bottom... d-dunno about dominant or submissive though... really depends on the person...”
36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS?
“B-both, sometimes.”
37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?
“Ah, already...? Mmm... w-well, it’s nice f-for me to actually finish an interview for once. M-most people ignore me before it’s over... so, th-thank you!”