Raven

When I say “last year,” I’m talking about 2019

i am normal about characters

#said while gripping sink staring into mirror

My biggest flex and probably my biggest curse is that I'm still full of heart, love and understanding even when I'm pissed and in a bad mood.

#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

the way you treated her at the very beginning when you were trying to get her should be the way you always treat her, don’t change

me, watching a mobile game ad: you fool. you shit idiot. i would never let the goldfish fall into molten lava.

"We often get asked about hands. You are welcome to hands but there is a limit of 5 pairs of hands per customer along with other parts. Under no circumstances whatsoever will you be able to fill your car boot with hands. Please don't ask."