fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

My Chemical Romance is what they would call Breaking Bad if it were a yaoi manga

who up etting their ceteras

goku — or, as the french call him, geauxcoup,

in actual uncontrollable sobbing fits of laughter over my mom's "EW ORK CITY" tshirt like i don't think enough oxygen is reaching my brain rn i'm laughing so hard

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness

je to five nights at freddys, ale noc na karlštejně. z toho můžeme vyvodit že jedna noc u freddyho je pouze z pětiny tak strašidelná, jako jedna noc na karlštejně