Teeth Tooth

Simon and gar phone call

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

i love bald women

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

we are garlic clove. we carry the taste

a lot of boobie artists are really not very good at drawing how breasts actually lay when one is bare chested so it always looks like their nudie gals are wearing invisible bras. FAKE FANS!

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image