Raven Claze

Wait no, the article says it can _play_ doom. As in how a human would play it. What the hell thats insane. The human brain cells run on python thats insane.

It can't even run Doom. 😔

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

This morning I had the totally random and completely unsolicited realization that “Ghengis Khan” has the same number of syllables as “Stacey’s Mom”, and if I have to be cursed with this knowledge then so do you.

It’s me and whatever song is holding me together against the world.

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

Didn't we have that one user that posted like since and nerdy or goth things and then we found out they had like actual human bones in their house?

those sick perverts at oreo are always crossbreeding their cookies with anything they can get their hands on