Hey

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

Fantasizing about purchasing a sandwich

imagine having sex but a few hours after you discover she liveblogged the whole thing tagged with #not bluey

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

We smoking boobs in 2017

take me back. i’ll be grateful this time

in the club getting psychosexual

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

it is penis friday. shelter in place and do not answer the phone

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

My girl a white french-american-japanese-miscellaneously slavic he/they from new jersey

is there a wheat version of this

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