my life

once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died protecting me.

whoa

Is this why witches live in the forest? Blanket curse immunity?

[desert witch sees 1 tumbleweed] holy sHIT

when will tumblr give us color coded text i wanna talk shit in pink

mobile takes long enough to load I don’t want to wait till the next ice age because y'all are aesthetic shitposting in chartreuse comic sans

Delete this

American healthcare system be like

I️ fucking hate this

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Lmaooo

Deadass

The fact that the two small holes that supply our brain with oxygen also clog themselves with snot and boogers seems like a serious design flaw.

That video game moment when you think you died but you survive and the moment you register that you’re still alive you fuck up and die

Poop is shaped like that cuz it was in ur in test tons

i wish these university types would stop shoving their higher education in my fucking face

social media was a good development because back in ancient greece it didn’t exist and people would just be yelling their opinions in the city square instead and the only way to block them was murder or exile

the court of athens, sentencing socrates to death for “rotting the youth and disrespecting the gods”: blocked, unfollowed, reported

that woman you just called fat? it’s the moon. that boy you just called ugly? it’s a bike. that woman you called anorexic? that’s a lamppost. the man you called gay for kissing his boyfriend? its a woman. you need glasses.

“everyone’s been through trauma!” no, no they haven’t. hardship ≠ trauma.

Don’t tag this bullshit as LGBT, this is not LGBT. You are NOT LGBT for being ‘‘nonbinary’‘, call yourself any shit, but you are not LGBT and don’t tell lies.

No one has seen you at your worst like your corner store cashier.

this is food delivery driver erasure