Fool

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

Peak unintentional comedy in Supernatural was the angels forcing Cas to pick between them and Dean with full confidence that he’d pick them and Cas picking Dean not even 2 seconds later.

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

this post has a very specific day you CANNOT reblog it on Jan. 1st 2025

bitches mad because they kicked me out of Walmart for filling all the Christmas ornaments with fire ants. i thought USA was a free cuntry

there used to be so many stars in the sky that you would have to scrape away a dozen of them that splattered on your windshield every time you drove somewhere, but now they're being over-hunted to make american flag merchandise. very sad

this is a controversial opinion and I’m not a gamer but I don’t need my graphics to be that good. I don’t need to see every individual feather on a bird. my poor computer doesn’t deserve to carry that weight either.

#she really did breast boobily down the stairs (via @boxingcleverrr)

official boob post

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

People just say things these days.