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Eggsy: got called a rent boy in the pub lads

Roxy: what happened lad?

Eggsy: got called a rent boy

Roxy: ya but why?

Eggsy: was being a rent boy

Roxy: in the pub?

Eggsy: ya in the pub

I have an extensive graphic tee collection and boobs really fuck up the design

I wanted to be a more aerodynamic swimmer

The anime style ‘boing’ sound effect from my tits kept alerting the guards and it was really cutting into my revenue as a jewel thief

Lost them in the war

Pat down my chest then franticly check my pockets and bag. ‘I most have left them at home’

They would bounce at a speed of 379 mph and the sound was getting noise complaints

Commitment to cosplay

Rehomed them for a small fee, just couldn’t take care of them anymore

Wym I never had tits?????

They turned evil and I had to cut them off like Ash (from the evil dead) had to cut his hand off

They just refused to pay rent so I had to have the city evict them

Sold them for computer parts

Resurrection, 2025

Oil on canvas

Large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

Thanks for reading,

This is the 10th Anniversary Edition of "It's Not A Race." Originally released in August, this version is months late because the prospect of adding pages to what is easily my most read works was particularly daunting.

Like McKay with her two flirty patients, the college student patient who came in screaming alongside the mean security guy, the sweet couple with the car accident, the ex wife and her husband, Trinity's case being resolved, Al-Hashimi got development, Emma and Dana with the unhoused guy, the scene with the Jewish lady and Robby/Perlah, plus we set up and learned more stuff with the motorcycle case, again the college student, Louie's case, THE SHUTDOWN OF THE OTHER HOSPITAL???