extremely online

You all have such cute houses with all these cute little items and adorable outfits on your gorgeous islands already and I have no shoes or trousers on running around my shit island trying to find clothes that don’t make me looking a fucking fool, my walls are bare, my coffee is on the floor because my one possession I’m proud of is on display on my only table, going to the shops to try and improve my style is fruitless because the only items ever on sale are fucking HP OfficeJet 3000 Printer and spare Honda Civic tire, and I have to come home after a long day of running around shooting down balloon gifts sent from Tom Nook God praying it’s shoes but it’s a stop sign and I crumple naked to my plain wood flooring next to my blue camper bed and let my sobs echo through my empty house I’m still selling spiders and sea bass to pay off

this is discussing…..

In case you’re worried about the dog, the videos are in reverse! Don’t worry! :3

start worrying because these gifs are NOT reversed

toby fox was like fuck you, be sad about a fictional goat. fuck you

we were all like yes sir right away sir as many goats as youd like

I want a guy who sends random nudes during the day and eats carbs with me at night.

i want dual glocks

i want a ham and cheese sandwish

Meesa want to fuck hard

sorry kids you're gonna have to go without dinner and breakfast for the next three years daddy just bought another huge ammonite fossil

I laughed at this too much

im just here to look at anime women, sir

we all need to fuck

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today