Ratatouille Strychnine

twitter changing their logo to doge really solidified how much of a garbage fire of a website it has become.

Really Important News – This lawsuit is higher then this dumpster fires networth (according go google at least). If he ruins he’d have to surrender more money than he has, liquid or otherwise–in otherwords, he’d be ruined and would either have to sell his companies to pay or declare bankrupcy, either option would be hilarious so– Likes charge reblogs cast.

just made the worst pizza ever

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

me when im in an Area

That's a guy alright

he's so fucking over there

And brother he's in a Place

naruto’s silence on abortion is deafening

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

number...

Dad passed this lady her drink and she said "thank you sir... Well I guess I'm not allowed to say sir anymore... Since it's a pronoun!" and he literally just looked at her like this 😐

He's now very worriedly asking me if he "looks like a conservative".

Re-in-tarnation

as a member of the lgbt community, it really hurts to hear people say that my "lifestyle" isn't "family friendly". i care a lot about being family friendly. it's very important to me. that's why this month i'm partnering with your mom -

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting