eat mold and commit voter fraud

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

spike! regouge!

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

World Heritage Post

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

Quick while the astronauts are no-transmission behind the moon let’s arrange the continents into a funny shape

we remake Pangaea and make them think they went back in time.

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear