eat mold and commit voter fraud

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

they need to stop making hockey romance tv shows theres already a hockey romance tv show its been going for 74 years and its called the national hockey league its really bad dont watch it

ok computer show me men in pain

see the thing about iwtv is that i will always believe louis no matter what unless claudia says something different. then i believe claudia. lestat could tell me that it's raining during a thunderstorm and id need a peer review.

loustat are simply competing in an unreliable narrator competition as a form of foreplay

this is how they make lacroix

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

Farewell!

The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

spike! regouge!

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

World Heritage Post

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.