don't stan so close to me.

you have to also love fat people who can't perform feats of physical prowess or impressive athletics. you have to also love fat people whose fatness is unpalatable and unfashionable. or i'll kill you. i'll fucking kill you.

am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

I'm not phone addicted. I'm friend addicted. It's not my fault that for some cruel and senseless reason my friends live in my phone

yes i play video games. yes i fucking suck at all of them. we exist

for real naked old women in horror movies always take me so out of it because it's like. okay the only thing separating me and any other young woman from her is time so you're just explicitly telling me that when i stop being young and fuckable you'll view me as a monstrosity. noted 📝

Funniest Armand moment.

every time I overexplain myself to a ridiculous extent I should just get shot

it’s so important to post like you’re unemployed even when you work a full time job