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who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

There is no Love on that island

Elf on the shelf where everything is the same except the elf is a 9-foot tall illidan stormrage

One day I will be your early 30s mutual. Take my hand and come with me

this man was really just in this public bathroom with his girlfriend on speaker phone and she’s like “what are you up to” he’s like “I’m taking a shit baby” absolutely appalling this might be the last straw for me I really might attack this man

literally I feel like a wild chimpanzee right now

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks