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let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

Hank

one of humanity’s oldest hobbies is underestimating how dangerous holes are

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Drunk as hell flying a zeppelin because it doesn't count as operating heavy machinery

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well