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“I was getting too close to the humans in my charge. You.”

Cas making sure that everyone knows that it is absolutely not Sam.

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castiels-undercoat

Hate hate HATE when fics make Dean a jock. That man literally does not give one shit or fuck about sports. Put Dean on a football field and all hes doing is trying to fuck the players.

dilfish-daydreams

This is sending me LMAO

I can’t lie, I’m a sucker for Nerd!Cas, so naturally Dean usually ends up being the himbo of the dynamic.

That being said, I completely agree with all of these hilarious tags:

autistic-lumberjack

Astroglide Lube + Destiel: A Series

spnheritageposts

Spn heritage post

angel-fruitcake

scarareg

Not gonna lie, I would also believe that Clark Kent and Superman are completely different people

rapturerose

THEY FINALLY GOT THE HAIR RIGHT!

THIS is how you do a believable secret identity!

#superman #clark kent #superman 2025 #david corenswet #dc #dcu

cuntosaurusrex27

#superbat

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frownyalfred

people think Batman is the vicious attack dog Superman has on a short leash. absolutely, incredibly wrong. Batman has Mr. “I love sunshine and save puppies from trees” on a leash that consists entirely of him saying “Kal” in a low tone because Superman can’t handle a perceived threat to Batman without absolutely losing it, red burning eyes and all.

#bruce wayne #batman #superbat #clark kent #superman

kal8elle

Art by https://twitter.com/hokkemaruyaki

#superman #clark kent #kal el #jon kent #jon el #jonathan samuel kent #bruce wayne #batman

smallcloisville

It always makes me laugh how Ma Kent was explaining to Lois (just after meeting her, like she doesn't even know her) how good husband material Clark is😂😂

Ma Kent is always been team Clois😌

#smallville #lois lane #Martha Kent #And this is why I loved Lois’ addition to Smallville so much #Clark is wifey material

rose-of-gabriel

Has this been done yet?

#maws #my adventures with superman #Superman #clois #clark kent #lois lane #this is too real not to be canon

bruja-londra

Lois: act super single!

Clark: :-(

#maws #my adventures with superman #lois lane #clois #superman #clark kent #dc universe #maws superman

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galahadwilder

Clark Kent: Jon, your mother and I have something important to tell you. I’m… Superman.

Jon, who has read the Percy Jackson series: wait, is that why I have dyslexia? Because my brain is wired for Kryptonese?

Lois, from downstairs: HONEY HOW DO YOU SPELL TACO

Clark, deadpan: no, the dyslexia is from your mother

#superman #clark kent #dc comics #lois lane #clois #superman and lois

frownyalfred

I 100% believe Lois Lane requested the presence of Bruce Wayne in her delivery room.

Nobody, not even the League, understood until it was time to give birth and Clark froze up at her bedside. Bruce was there to coach them both through it, as Clark’s friend and as Lois’ human reinforcements.

(Bruce flew to Metropolis in a helicopter when he got the news. He found Clark ashen and trembling at Lois’ side, eyes clenched shut as she screamed. He slid into place like he’d never been missing, talking Lois AND Clark through it like he delivered babies every day of the week)

#bruce wayne #clark kent #batman #superman #lois lane #clois #dc comics

imintogothamcityguys

Hear me out… in a universe where Bruce, Clark, and Lois are polyamorous, but no one knows…Bruce and Lois get caught making out by a paparazzi and the tabloids have a field day.

The JL is like “Batman wtf that’s Superman’s wife!”

Bruce’s PR team is urging him to release a statement saying that it was just close friends in a moment of passion and had no meaning.

Perry is pressing Clark to come out and say something about the situation.

The next day the tabloids are full of pictures of Bruce and Clark making out and now everyone’s confused.

Everything blows over with Bruce’s “reputation” intact as the most seductive celebrity.

Perry just doesn’t want to deal with it anymore and doesn’t want to know why his two best reporters are lip-locking with a billionaire.

JL just collectively sighs.

#bruce wayne #clark kent #lois lane #dc comics #polyamory #superbat #clois #bruclois

nitewrighter

A big thing for Clark is, once he gets a better grasp on his super-hearing, he makes a point of kind of consciously keeping his super-hearing away from Lois's apartment because "I trust her and respect her privacy" but at the same time he is absolutely attuned to when Lois's voice reaches a certain pitch/volume (much in the same way he is attuned to people screaming/calling for help or saying "put the gun down" all over the city). So pretty much every morning Clark just fucking perks up like "Lois? Trouble???? Oh wait she's just singing in the shower. Wow, she is really bad at it. I love her. :)"

And that's also how she gets terrible songs stuck in his head all day.

milesgmoralles

Barbie (2023) + the internet

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