Your anon hate fuels my erection

N O

Sir this is a McDonalds

Typical feminazi shit, heh. McDonalds doesn

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

fuck it, lets luck this shit up.

Using a knife to open everything is absolutely the opposite of the monkey brain/human brain posts.

😧😧😧😧

thottled water

it’s been fun, but i think it’s time to delete the internet forever

Lmao bih

WTF! 😲

On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

Why has no one said giveth this day our daily bread or however it goes I’m literally so mad

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

what kind of fucking energy is this bc I want it badly pls

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

If by some miracle I can afford to go to pax east this post will be the reason

I almost scrolled past this but Shaggy possessed me briefly and that near-death experience was enough to convince me to reblog

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else

those people who comment on posts and start off their dumb rebuttals with darling or honey or love are always so creepy and i HATE responding to people like that like who even are you