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Those are handy for finding out what breaker an outlet is on

Reblog and tell which weapon you main in splatoon !

new fe players who started with 3h be like "HOW am I supposed to care about characters without 5000+ lines of dialogue about how mentally ill they are and a year by year breakdown of their entire life from birth till the story starts and 38hrs of seeing them age and go through formative experiences this is OUTRAGEOUS" meanwhile fe boomers be like "this is my scrimblo McRedKnight from the japan-exclusive 1998 game Tales of the Honky Tonky War he has three (3) lines one of which you'll only see with his literal last breath and he's my favorite character ever because one time he dodge-tanked 12 enemies in a row on enemy phase and procced a 17% crit chance on the chapter boss and gained str spd and def on level up"

the concept of grizzco in splatoon is so funny to me because you can picture mr grizz planning the entire thing like ‘hmmmm how do i convince these little squid people to go into senseless killing rampages to steal eggs while risking their lives’ and the answer is just give them a fuckton of shitty hats, not even different hats every time they work, just the same 3 hats over and over

Fastfood workers carry more weight in society than any giant robot.

and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke

this passes the bechdel test

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

strong contender for post of the decade

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening