The Hangout

“covered in blood” is an ideal state for a girl to be in if you see a girl covered in blood you know she is having a good time

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

Let's hold up traffic with mama!

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry