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( txt sent to: dave (-: ) how do you expect me to suddenly take pictures of my father literally ambushing jazz ( txt sent to: dave (-: ) so many thing were happening. jazz was screaming, dad was confused, mom was using her disappointed face & voice which is THE WORST, and i was just. standing there. ( txt sent to: dave (-: ) you’ll just have to believe me, dave. you know my dad. i think he’s officially lost it.

Time For The First Of Many Greeters To Come Hello There Folks

To Those Who May Not Know The Name Is Kanaya And It Is A Pleasure To Meet You

If You Have Any Questions Then Feel Free To Ask But If Not Then All I Am Going To Ask Of You Is How Is Your Day And What Is Your Name

sup kanaya im dave my days been pretty good but also fucking busy been hanging out in starbucks and trying to get some bills paid  but that shits not working out so here i am talking to strangers online and listening to some sweet jams youre looking at the epitome of productivity here

        ❝ ——— the guy from genesis? ❞

                       shameful. ONLY five shots in and rose’s witty comebacks                        are already suffering. luckily, her speech and mobility are,                        thus far, otherwise unaffected ( it’s called tolerance,                        DEAR BROTHER. )

       ❝ why is it that every time we try to do something fun together,          you chastise me when i actually start enjoying myself? it just          seems COUNTERPRODUCTIVE, dave. ❞

“No no, the dude from Groundhog Day,” he corrected. Yep, this was a bad sign. Normally, she’d see right through his long-winded metaphors, but now she was getting slightly confused. Her biting comebacks were being diminished to mere nibbles upon his conscience. 

Ugh, and there she goes, accusing him of ruining her fun ( it’s called LOOKING OUT FOR YOU, sis. ) Though most of his memories from the game were pretty vague, the image of her holding that glass of bootlegged rubbing alcohol was burned into his brain. And even though he was getting a little tired of her near-constant cynicism...he cared about her. He had witnessed Rose become swallowed by the dark pool of liquor once, and he would do anything to ensure that didn’t happen again. 

“That’s because you only enjoy yourself when you’ve downed half a bottle of tequila! No matter where we go, I see ya traipsin’ off to the bar and then come back drunker than Ernest Hemingway after a breakup.” 

yeah technically i really shouldnt havve the time to greet all a you so ignorin this wwould actually be a favvour on your part since my sched is ACTUALLY packed

names eridan and i thought itd just be civvil to givve greetings nonetheless

nope too bad im not ignoring this baby who am i to say no to a perfectly fine greeting  thatd be like saying no to a record contract or some shit  like yeah sorry stephen cooper i aint signing up for your stupid company fuck that shit i have high standards i aint rapping in the same studio as adam lambert dont want his fucking guyliner all over the mic 

Sun