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DAVE.
“ i’m not asking you to SLEEP with her, i just want you to distract her for a little while so i can raid the food stash without risk of being interrogated. plus, you like kanaya anyway, don’t you? “
❝ I KNOW you’re not making presumptions about my sex life when you spend most of your days on this rock trying to figure out who to ogle next. just get your food, casanova. she’s not going to care. ❞
iM BACK FROM THE DEAD WHAT DO I OWE
FUCK sentence starters
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“Fuck off.” “Fuck this.” “Fuck that.” “Fuck me.” “Fuck you.” “Fuck everything.” “Let’s fuck.” “Fucking hell.” “Fuck.”
BROTHER DEAREST.
luminescce.
❛ HEY. YOU EVER THINK about what could’ve happened if we never played this game?. ❜
❝ OH, NO. not at ALL. ❞ it’s said with a HARSH, sarcastic bite --------- an appropriate response to an inane question. perhaps she’s a bit tipsy when he asks her --- just the slightest bit, from an odd half-glass of liquor or a bottle of beer or a polite sip of wine. perhaps that’s her fault, here: alcohol makes her more honest, it makes her mind less clear, and the words just come tumbling out. but OF COURSE she wonders about it --- who wouldn’t? she lies awake at night. picturing a life where none of this had ever happened. wakes up the next morning, praying that somehow, magically, that dream had become reality. it never does. ❝ why? don’t you? ❞

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LOUD GROANING
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❝ thanks, but i’m actually NOT a hooker, so my answer’s going to have to be no. ❞
HEY!!! okay so i’ve been. absent as i’m sure u all know. BUT IM HERE NOW AND I WANNA DO SOME CRAP!!! so tl;dr, like for a starter, but if you wanna know whats up, keep reading!!!
ok so ive had tons of lemony muse and its not that i havent had rose muse its just. lemony’s been stronger?? im gonna try to divide my time more evenly now that im mostly caught up on drafts on both blogs. that being said, if i owe you a reply, please come talk to me. i’m thinking of dropping most of what i owe for my own sake but i dont rly know who that is?? and i also dont wanna just drop threads i rly wanna plot or something with everyone bc i love everyone i write with so much!!! so yeah thats basically whats up. im gonna try to be around this weekend never fear B)
SORRY I’VE BEEN SO SPARSE ON HERE!!! i might need to start some new things to get muse back tbh..... for now, go hmu on lemony bc he’s got most of my attention lately.

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❛ —– I CAN’T HELP THIS ( AWFUL ) ENERGY; ❜
❛ BILLY THE KID.
luminescce gave a ♡
The emptiness of the city night has been greeted with no noise despite the blood splatters on the alley wall. There is no gun shot, nor is there a scream to accompany the brief moment of pain that had been felt by her victim. Lucky for him a gun to his head had been enough to get the information needed out of him. —No broken bones, bruises, nothing of interest. Only a clean hit.
She wasn’t very worried about being caught in the first place, however a look of surprise does cross her face when she notices the figure standing at the end of the alley. It’s too dark for Pakunoda to make out any prominent features, which means it must be the same for them. If they run they have no description of her to provide to police, and if they stay Pakunoda will kill them for any odd movements.
The gun in her hand twirls, now pointing down the alleyway and towards the innocent bystander. By now any surprise she had shown is gone, replaced by pursed lips and a tall posture.
❝Move and I’ll shoot.❞
❝ hey, be civil. we’re all friends here. ❞
still, she doesn’t move. personally, she isn’t very afraid of being SHOT ( she’s self-destructive and conditionally immortal, don’t you know ??? ) but something innately human has her heart rate up just the slightest bit. she smiles, whether or not the woman ( or, perhaps, girl ) can see her, and everything about her exudes calm, like this is the third or fourth time someone’s THREATENED HER LIFE this week --- and perhaps it is. cue the pop of the hip and the FAKE valley girl accent.
❝ anyway, i’m kind of on my way somewhere, and i’d sort of hate to be late, and you’ve kind of backed me into a corner here, so, i’d be like, TOTALLY AWESOME if you could go all BILLY THE KID on someone else’s ass, okay ? ❞
Until Dawn Sentence Starters Pt 1
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may contain spoilers.
❛ whatever you say, darling! ❜
❛ understand the palm of my hand, bitch. ❜
❛ maybe we should start with a little, you know, making out and see where it goes from there. ❜
❛ what did you do?! ❜
❛ jesus hot sauce christmas cake. ❜
❛ i suspect that SOMEONE is not being entirely honest with me… ❜
❛ i know you’re all probably worried about me. ❜
❛ wait a second, are you saying we should break in? ❜
❛ i don’t think it’s breaking in if you own the place. ❜
❛ maybe if we’re lucky, she’ll follow us out here and get eaten by a bear. ❜
❛ let’s party like we’re fucking porn stars! ❜
❛ do you intend to continue with this elaborate self indulgence? ❜
❛ you want to ruin our fun that bad? well, guess what? you can’t! you can’t ruin our good time. _______ and i are gonna fuck! that’s right! we’re gonna have sex! and it’s going to be hot! so enjoy it, because we will! ❜
❛ you couldn’t buy a loaf of moldy bread with your skanky ass. ❜
❛ that bitch is on crack or something. ❜
❛ i didn’t really figure you for the glass half empty type. ❜
❛ stay out of it, you dumb oaf. ❜
❛ when are you gonna take him/her/them to the bone zone? ❜
❛ get away! get away from me! ❜
❛ you just won’t listen to me, and things seem pretty fucked up. ❜
❛ you had so many people who cared about you, who were willing to help, but at every turn you chose to push them away. and now you’re all alone. ❜
❛ no, no, no, not again! ❜
❛ you are a coward! ❜
❛ i don’t take orders from you. you can’t tell me what to do. ❜
❛ okay, i trust you. i trust you. ❜
❛ why didn’t you save me, ______? ❜
❛ come on, it’s okay. ❜
❛ are you sure? ❜
❛ well, i’m not dead yet. ❜
❛ it’s freezing, i can’t feel my fingers. ❜
❛ i’d like to focus on how we’re going to get the fuck out of here, please. ❜
❛ it doesn’t hurt anymore. really. ❜
❛ fuck, i can’t do this. ❜
❛ you did the right thing. ❜
❛ no, there’s no excuse. there’s no excuse for this! ❜
❛ GROSS.
❛ ♚ , luminescce
( there, on the ground, a dead bird. he looks at it briefly, considers leaving. when had he become so cold to death? perhaps in his own. but he thinks to his mother, and the heart she taught him to have. crouching, he reaches to cradle its carcass. )
❝ the hell are you doing ? ❞
she feels pity for the creature, somewhere deep in her gut. but on a superficial level, it’s sort of gross.
❝ are you vying to start the next avian flu outbreak ? ❞

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