under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

jobs for women who prioritise taking it easy and chillaxing forever

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

Where am I

bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

its fucked up but the only emotion possible is jealousy

I hope I am not just a tumblr mutual to you, but also that I am a slightly unsettling cryptid you have an unexplainable lust for