Running With Safety Scissors

Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can't extend their back properly, so their back is like thi-- (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can't break his spine 'cause he don't have a spine.

Diversity win! Icon for indecision comes out as bisexual!

Now we know what she was trying to figure out.

screaming at the caption

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

put this in the MOMA

Hiding in plain sight, classic espionage shit

welp

SHE DID THAT !

IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY

Jeeze man. Imagine if the whole world thought this way.

I mean, I know the community is real stingy these days passing out plates to the cookout for Caucasian mediocrity, but bitch she did THAT 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

I love this

I’m donating plasma and they’re playing Can’t Get You Out Of My Head and I’m lip syncing along and now they know I lied when I said I’ve never had sex with a man

that was awesome

this delights me

I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS VIDEO BUT I NEVER FOUND IT AGAIN BUT HERE IT IS YEEES

I LOVE IT WHEN STUDENTS JUST DECIDE TO DO THEIR OWN FUN THING AND IT SOUNDS SO GREAT SINCE THEY ALL LOVE IT

@schrodingers-kitty-cat

Everytime this comes around, it’s still just as amazing

Hearing Dr. Beat in the background is nearly triggering

This whole video is a mess and I fucking love it lmaaooo

She beat everyone of them 💀💀

WHAT??

@queenterren

This was……..a lot

Bruh. This was so intense.

I’m Green Shirt With A Platter

It started with sis fighting EVERYONE! Then in the end everyone was fighting eachother and you couldn’t tell who was fighting who! Great TV!

STOP DONT DO TINASHE LIKE THIS 💀

we let fireflies be a hit the same year tik tok dropped what the fuck

theres no way all these songs came in 2009 i straight up refuse to believe this im sucking the video back out of my head

15th anniversary now ...

this is from “the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo” & i implore u to look it up and watch every episode immediately

It’s Pride Month so I’m being this baby backs round cause yes!