The Hemlock Tea Room

so it says here on your resume that you are "a completely normal girl" but also that you can "discern someones precise emotion based on how hard they close a door".. can you explain this?

🍂

aha. i can tell from the look on your face that my behavior has surprised you. perhaps my past behavior had lead you to believe i'd respond to this circumstance differently? you've just encountered one of my trademark "multitudes"

“sideburns are ugly” counterpoint theyre beautiful and sexy. reblog if you would fuck the pronouns out of that old man. is this anything

"this is about-" "I bet op is a fan of-" this post was about michael nesmith from hit 1960s pop rock band hte monkees

hey bro hit this *passes you a caterpillar in a leaf*

*gives it a little kiss and passes it to the next person*

Humunah humumah humunah huh huh i need tickets to this

I'm rather fond of glass.

I want to eat this at so many stages