knew you had my back

for the rest of their lives any person who has been a member of SMH has gotten the same confusion squinting thrown in their direction: "Wait. Justin. You baked these cookies?" "Who made this pie—Anthony?" "Will, these are the most perfect pancakes I've ever—" "Larissa, you could enter these into a contest. Holy shit." "Okay, Alexei, where did you buy these?" And everyone is like: "Oh, yeah, I had this friend in college—" "Yeah, I got really good at baking in college—" "A friend taught me how to make two dozen pancakes while hungover—" "Yeah. It's an award-winning recipe. I learned it from a friend—" "Not store bought; I made them!!"

i love william “i built a back deck for the samwell hockey haus because i was procrastinating on my final” poindexter and christopher “i helped him because i was procrastinating on my final” chow and eric “i made lemonade for them because i was procrastinating on my final” bittle and derek “i brought them the lemonade and watched in interest while they built the deck because i was procrastinating on my final” nurse and

a key part of shitty and bitty's relationship is studying jack zimmermann like a bug

the way that ransom was probably an IB kid

i just scooted my chair and felt the vibrations in my asshole does this mean im gay

That was just me sending chakra vibrations to your prostate don’t worry about it bro

ok bro vibes received, namaste

holster and keith from the try guys have the exact same energy. no i do not take criticism

listen I’m not saying holster would eat everything on various chain restaurant menus… but that’s exactly what I’m saying

this is the only valid response to this post

bro, dont worry about it, just fall in love with me, itll be epic

i bet you can’t kiss me bro. i bet you fucking can’t. no dude it’s impossible i dare you to try it. you can’t do it bro i bet you can’t 

keep your head up bro your snapback is falling

bro cmon. wheres my smooch

adam fucking birkholtz wears sandals with socks and then he dares make fun of ransom’s salmon shorts my boy justin is so #disrespected smh