RMH
🪼
occasionally subtle

⁂

Product Placement
Jules of Nature

blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price
Three Goblin Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane

#extradirty

Andulka

Origami Around
Misplaced Lens Cap
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

tannertan36

Kaledo Art

PR's Tumblrdome
seen from Greece

seen from Malaysia
seen from Netherlands
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from Canada

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Russia
seen from Hong Kong SAR China

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Greece
seen from Germany

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from United States
@rankaloid

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere
🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼🍞🍄🍄🍄
Hope you enjoyed
you’d be nothing without me.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
the people who only know about captain olimar and pikmin through smash bros are missing out on crucial parts of his Just Some Guy energy. Olimar is basically a middle-aged long-haul trucker with a wife and kids and a shitty boss, who crashes his company ride and ends up becoming a defacto field marshal for some of the most suicidally loyal and battle-hungry aliens in the galaxy
there really is just software out there that lets any musically inept person to become their own soundclown, no wonder it was permanently removed from stores

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Having a special interest will have me saying shit like "this pizza is like the one from Breaking Bad"
People don't like to admit it bcs cringe or w/e but Homestuck really did revolutionize the webcomic as a storytelling medium and I am endlessly frustrated that before webcomic artists could really stretch our legs fucking webtoonz swooped in, set a new, more restrictive standard, and then monetized and monopolized the ever living fuck out of the concept of The Webcomic until it drove away anyone who couldn't be a professional quality manga artist for free, and now the only webcomics that actually feel like spiritual successors to Homestuck are so obscure they're basically cult classics that you have to beg people to read.
Like it's just so wild to be in high school and see Homestuck be like "we're using like fifteen different artistic mediums to tell this story bcs we can" and be really fucking inspired by that, only to grow up and see basically every webcomic ever have to conform to One Single Standard or fucking perish.
Actually, I realized my real point here: we all need to make our art weirder. Please make weird art. I want more stuff like Prequel Adventure and 17776 and MyHouse.wad and I want it now. Capitalism thrives on conformity. We must be weird at all costs.
Oh I see so it's not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it's that they put every song ever on it
The word "faggot" appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy's are on here.
I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.
IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.
i think that when rose figured out dave's brother is actually his father she would've been TORMENTED with wanting to know why he raised dave as a brother and not a son. that had to itch at her brain every day she was on that meteor. rose lalonde lying wide awake at night thinking "why did he do that. what was the reason specifically" can you imagine the first chance she gets to speak with dirk when they're not all high on the adrenaline of creating the universe she'd corner him like "I have some questions. pertaining to your views on fatherhood 👁️ 👁️"
guys it's been 13 years
*rose lalonde voice*: okay so here's me taking a crack at this. AHEM.
beta bro's entire life revolves around him cultivating a certain aesthetic and persona for himself. he lives in a small bachelor style apartment in a major urban city. he's got game bro magazines around the house, cheap katanas and shurikens mounted on the walls, random skateboards on the kitchen counter. instead of tables he has wooden boards on top of cinderblock stacks and a shitty futon to crash on even though he's got the money for a loudspeaker system, expensive DJing equipment, some pretty high tech computers, a giant TV and a shit ton of gaming consoles to go with it. he performs a nonchalant "ironic" apathy towards everything, which he uses to prevent himself or dave from taking things too seriously (avoiding any discussion verging on seriousness or responsibility). he was in his 30's when sburb started, according to dave, which makes him in his 20's when he picked up dave off a dead horse after he fell out of the sky. we can also assume he didn't really grow up with any parents either, since he was born the same way himself, and no foster parents ever seem to be mentioned by the text. he might have done what alpha!dirk did and simply raised himself.
beta!bro is an adult stuck in a state of permanent adolescence. he indulges in crappy junk food and plays sick videogames and gets into daily sword fights on the rooftop (which he always wins). he covers his apartment in weird fetish porn in the form of pinup posters on the walls. the guy can kind of sew but his stitches are pretty shitty from what we've seen, and he either doesn't care to or doesn't know how to cook, seeing as how the fridge is filled with swords and the kitchen doesn't seem to be used at all except for the microwave, which is filled with smuppets.
dave said that he felt that bro hated him. in a way, i bet he did. because when dave entered his life, he suddenly had an actual responsibility he had to take care of. he suddenly had some greater purpose than himself to serve. but calling himself a dad basically would cement that responsibility onto him. there are duties, expectations, and a certain sense of maturity that comes with being a dad. you have to give up a bit of yourself as a father. you have to put someone constantly before yourself. so he decided to stick with being "bro" instead. because less is expected of you as a brother. it's not as official. instead of recognizing dave as a child with needs, he can treat him as a peer at the same level as he is (sharing the responsibility of "raising" and taking care of dave between them, and also giving a pass to bro's immaturity and allowing him to put himself at the same priority as dave). and he turned raising dave into some sick, fun game for himself (but never really got rid of that resentment). he pranks him and tries to creep him out and plays mind games and treats him like shit 'cause he can. he hurts him and throws him down the stairs and doesn't feel a slice of remorse. the guy even tried to throw his kid off a roof at some point. he "helps" him start the game, sure, but after dave enters the medium he treats his duty as done and he basically fucks off and does his own separate thing and fights monsters and looks cool. he dies like a badass and leaves dave to process everything that he's done to him instead of being left to see the consequences of his own actions.
TLDR; beta!bro is basically an immature manchild who never grew up and resented dave coming into his life and forcing him to take on responsibility which he took out on the poor kid as he raised him
Ahem question
Does the influence of a haunted doll with the consciousnesses of three aliens that have never known actual parenthood (Equius part of arquius is kinda iffy does he recognize his lusus in the same vein as a parent figure here) and an AI have any effect on this part of Beta!Dirks brain like the assumed other aspects of him? Did that add another layer to the mess already that is Beta!Dirk?
yes. it's the equivalent of adding dry ice to a greaser fire to blow up the place faster

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years